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Why GrabHitch is a better pick-up app than Tinder/Coffee Meets Bagel

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Nicholas Lim

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With technology at our fingertips, there is simply NO EXCUSE to remain single these days unless by choice. Move over Tinder, move over Coffee Meets Bagel, here comes GrabHitch! Why is GrabHitch the pick-up app of choice for single guys who drive?

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1. PICK UP YOUNG AND SINGLE GIRLS

By doing the math, you will realize that the odds of you picking up a young single girl are stacked in your favor. Firstly, guys usually have cars already. So there is a high likelihood that your passengers are gonna be female. Secondly, older women would have already achieved a certain level of financial stability to be able to afford a car themselves. Lastly, girls who are attached will mostly likely be driven around by their boyfriends. So there you have it! YOUNG and SINGLE girls for the taking! 😬😬

Chiobu Mini

2. DECIDE WHICH CHIOBU YOU WANT

You can screen through whoever you want to pick up. And somehow, there seems to be a lot of pretty girls on GrabHitch!! By scrolling through their profile photos, you can decide which chiobu (to each his own) you want to pick up. Of course, you might draw flake for being superficial but hey, according to Charles Darwin’s theory of natural selection, you are simply finding the best partner to create offspring with and outward beauty is a pretty valid indicator in my books. 😝😝 If anyone has an issue with this, just ask them to take reference from peacocks…or your pea cock lolol.

The Game

3. GET HER NUMBER INSTANTLY

After swiping right to accept their hitch request, you automatically get their phone number!! Forgot Neil Strauss and whatever other PUAs (pick-up artists) have taught you, you got the girl’s number JUST. LIKE. THAT. You got game, bruh πŸ‘Š

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4. FIND OUT WHERE SHE LIVES

Depending on what time you pick up the girls, you should be able to find out where they live easily. If it’s in the morning, then the pick-up location should be where they live. And if it’s at night, then it should be the destination. #easygame bro.

No Thanks Mini

Anyway, why is location important? Because it’s 10 times easier to be a better boyfriend when you live closer to the girl!! For one, you can be the PERFECT boyfriend and send her home every single time. And when you guys are having issues or quarreling, you can easily pop over to her house to resolve the issue or at least deliver some flowers to make it up to her. Imagine if you live in Tampines and your girlfriend lives in Jurong and it’s 3 freaking AM in the morning. Even if you have an issue, there’s a good chance you will choose to sua and wait till tomorrow because you are too damn lazy to drive all the way across the island trolololol. #boyfriendmaterial

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5. HUNT BY LOCATION

It’s all about location, location, location. If stewardesses are your thing, camping at Changi Airport will be your best bet! If you are into hot banking girls, CBD will be your hunting ground. But if they aren’t overly conversational after their long days, you’re on your own buddy.

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6. HAVE EVERY REASON TO TALK TO HER

You don’t need to think of any lame ass excuse to talk to her. Once she is in your car and it’s just the two of you, it’s gonna come naturally. In fact, it will be even weirder if you guys don’t talk! p.s. even if she looks like the girl of your dreams, it’s best to start off with general conversations and not freak her out by declaring your love for her. Wouldn’t want a situation whereby she is put in the hot seat due to her hot ass 😝

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7. NEED HELP? CALL A FRIEND

You will be able to see your mutual friends when you select to hitch her. If you guys hit it off from the get-go, then I guess texting her directly will work out. But if you guys started out a little lukewarm instead (and you’re still interested), at least you know who your mutual friends are so that you can ask them for some help.

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Single guys!! What are you waiting for? Sign up to be a GrabHitch driver by clicking here!! 😊


 

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